Return of the TrapperKeeper of Secrets

As our loyal readers may remember, there exists in Pocomoke a book filled with so many dangerous secrets that it must be guarded vigilantly by the most powerful product available at your local CVS, Walgreens, or Rite Aid: The TrapperKeeper (of Secrets)!


Secret #27: JG's beer is made out of malt, yeast, and the many tears of his lonely youth.


What other horrors lie in this book. Only time will tell, dear readers. The TrapperKeeper of Secrets is closed... for now.