Return of the TrapperKeeper of Secrets

As our loyal readers may remember, there exists in Pocomoke a book filled with so many dangerous secrets that it must be guarded vigilantly by the most powerful product available at your local CVS, Walgreens, or Rite Aid: The TrapperKeeper (of Secrets)!


Secret #27: JG's beer is made out of malt, yeast, and the many tears of his lonely youth.


What other horrors lie in this book. Only time will tell, dear readers. The TrapperKeeper of Secrets is closed... for now.

Excerpts from the TrapperKeeper of Secrets

Secret #14:

Tom's parents are first cousins. The "tonsillectomy" he missed a week of school for in 1992 was really an operation to remove the webbing from between his toes.

TrapperKeeper of Secrets

Shhh... did Big Knuckles follow you? Are you sure Ol' Bear's gone for the week?

Ok, what I'm about to share with you stays between us. For many years, the residents of Pocomoke have kept a book - nay, a TrapperKeeper - filled with house secrets.

Why? Because that's the only book secure enough to keep them... until now.


Secret #1:

When one of his fish babies recently died, James claimed one of the bigger fish ate it.

James ate it... alive.



The TrapperKeeper of Secrets is closed - for now.