Know Your Pocomoke: Answers Revealed

1. James went as Commander Riker, while Tom dressed up as Lieutenant Data, the U.S.S Enterprise's friendly android. Let's just say that those handsome interstellar voyagers might be making a return to Earth in about a week and a half...

2. Tom avenged Matt. Then Matt accidentally hootenanied Ricardo's car while trying to retaliate.

3. I admit the nicknames were a little tough:

a) "Hot$crotch" is another name for our Old Bear, Matt. He earned the nickname "Hot Crotch" one night while trying to drive home with a blazing hot Elevation Burger bag in his lap. A subsequent typo in SingStar led to the name Hot$crotch.

b) As many of you guessed, "JSizzle" is our friend J.S. Taylor. You might have met him at Pocomoktoberfest, where he single-handedly put a world of hurt on the keg of Old Dominion.

c) "Heavy D" is our name for our upstairs neighbor Delores. She's not literally heavy - in fact, she's very slender. But sometimes we hear her walking around above us and it sounds like she's dragging a piano across the room. Or one of those old-fashioned safes that always fall on people in cartoons. By the way, I love that someone referenced "Juicy" by Notorious B.I.G. in their response:

"It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine, Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine"