Know Your Pocomoke: Answers Revealed

Here are the answers to a relatively easy Halloween edition of Know Your Pocomoke:

1. The singer in question, of course, was Robert Goulet. His music was as integral to our Turtleneck Christmas party as the popcorn strings, the chocolate fountain, the fake log fire, the Ricardo del Fuego moustache, and the turtlenecks themselves. He will be missed.

2. The two paintings are known as the Mugger and the Vomiter.

3. I would have accepted several answers for this one, including but not limited to: insecurity, lack of motivation, mutual co-dependence, the slow torture of a life without purpose, immaturity, low self-esteem, hock obsession, indecisiveness, the spector of past failures, lonliness.